Yep, you guessed it. Do I even have to say it?
When my database administrator called to tell me that my new server had crashed, I started laughing. I mean, really! What more could possibly go wrong?
After a week of really terrible customer support, I threw in the towel and am leaving my current hosting company. I've ordered a server with a new company with glowing customer service reviews and the people I've spoken to this morning have been great.
Ah, yes. We've been here before, haven't we? Me telling you that the site will be up very soon. I have done my best, but fate has conspired against me.
So, what is the estimated uptime now? Well, my new host says the server will be ready sometime tomorrow. Assuming no roadblocks, the site could be up tomorrow night. But you know what? I'm not even going to think that. It will be up when it's up -- can you tell I haven't slept in a week?
The only positive about this week is that I have lost a lot of weight from the stress. I knew there had to be a silver lining here somewhere...